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Most people write their CV's with the intention to impress and make their prospective employer pick them for the job. However, there are times that some of the things people write on their CV's or Resume's have grievous grammatical mistakes not to mention, some of them do not make sense at all. Take a look at these hideous mistakes which were retrieved from real resumes and published on Fortune Magazine. 1. ‘I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.’ 2. ‘I have lurnt Word for Widows, computor operations and spreasheet progroms.’ 3. ‘I received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.’ 4. ‘Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.’ 5. ‘Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.’ 6. ‘Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.’ 7. ‘It’s best for employers that I not work with people.’ 8. ‘Let’s meet , so you can ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ over my experience.’ 9. ‘You

Bank Teller Sample Resume YOUR FULL NAME Contact Details Your mailing address Your phone numbers Your email address Objective Examples: Seeking a position as a bank teller in a well established organization A bank teller position in a company that recognizes hard work and enthusiasm as key to excellent job performance. To secure the position of bank teller in a fast-paced financial environment Profile Statement Examples: A self motivated professional with an excellent track record in a high volume bank teller position. A strong commitment to quality customer service coupled with first-rate communication skills builds significant customer loyalty. Proven ability to handle a diverse customer base, resolve problems and process transactions quickly and accurately ensures increased productivity and efficiency. A reliable and trustworthy individual with an in-depth knowledge of banking products and services. A trustworthy teller with over 3 years ex

Being a teacher is one of the greatest professions on earth. One gets to pass knowledge to willing listeners. To be excellent, a teacher should possess the following traits; Patience:  Patience is a virtue that all teachers must have. This is because you need it while passing knowledge especially to children. If you are not patient, then you will get worked up easily and become very irritable. You need to take your time and explain the same thing in different ways so that everyone you are teaching can understand. And when a student takes longer than usual to grasp simple concepts, then you need to be patient enough with them in order to lead them, work with them until they understand. Kindness:  if you came across an unkind teacher, you probably would not want to meet them again. It has gone on record that there are students who drop their courses simply because the teacher was unkind to them and at the same time, there are those who enrolled for a course they had

Many people stay in abusive relationships in hopes that someday their partner will change. Unfortunately, some of these people continually get battered on a daily basis by their partners even for several years. Others, stay in the relationship for the rest of their lives. Sadly, others lose their lives their violent significant other. The question is if you found yourself in such a relationship, would stay or walk away? My candid advice is to walk away. Your partner can never change. Once they have become violent, they can only get worse. As much as you may love them and cannot imagine a life without them, you should also consider yourself. Such a relationship can only bring grief, emotional turmoil, fear, restlessness and worse still, low self-esteem. An abusive partner will cause you sleepless nights because you are afraid of what they are going to do next, where and how. They earlier you get out of such a relationship, the better. Sticking around will certainly

It’s been good, it’s been great but it’s over. You may have parted in good terms or your partner may have disappeared into the thin air. That doesn't really matter now because it’s over. Sad as it may be, you may be feeling used or perhaps on the flip side, relieved. No matter your circumstances, it is time to accept that your relationship is over. It is time to move on with life. Better things are coming your way. Believe in yourself. You can stand alone. It is true when your partner is gone you feel a void in your life. The trick is to fill those voids with other things in life. If you were used to spending time together, chatting, hanging out at certain places you are likely to miss them and even feel lonely. But that does not mean that you should feel sorry for yourself. You should instead look for activities that occupy most of your time and keep you busy. You may choose to stop some of the activities you did with your partner. But then again, if some of those activi

Look before you leap. Those were the very words Michael, Caroline’s dad said to her before she left the house that morning. As usual, she did not pay much attention to him. Throwing every caution to the wind, she went about her day without much care of what she was doing and how it was affecting others. Toward the end of the day, she saw a tall, dark, handsome young man get out of a black Lamborghini Veneno Roadster .  She admired him. As she was standing there starring, their eyes met. Their chemistry was impeccable.  Driven by passion, it was more of lust, they quickly exchanged their contacts and within minutes, they had done the forbidden act. Caroline had formed the habit of sleeping around with men. It did not matter who the man was or how long they had known each other. She returned home that evening feeling like she had conquered that day.  Darien  noticed that her sister was happier than usual that evening. She wanted Caroline to share her joy with her. As soon as Carol

Revelation 13:16-17 16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: 17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. The mark of the beast is on the forehead and on the right hand. Forehead symbolising what we feed into our minds. God’s channel of communing with human beings is through the mind. This therefore is Satan’s crucial point of attack for whatever we feed into our mind ultimately determines the character we develop, for eternal life or eternal damnation. The right hand symbolising what we do. Look at your deeds and see if you are doing the will of God. You do not need a microchip to have the mark of the beast; you could be having the mark of the beast right now. Whether the microchip is being forced on people or not, what you need to guard is your mind and what you feed on it. A goo

Baby’s porridge does not have to be all starch. It can be enriched and flavoured so that it is not only delicious, but also nutritious. Ingredients ¾ cup Millet 1 tbls Amaranth flour 2 tbls finely grinded roast Groundnuts 1 tbls Soya beans flour ¼ cup Refined maize meal Milk (optional) Sugar (optional) Cooking Method Bring 8 cups of water to boil in a saucepan. Mix all the ingredients in a bowl then add a little water to form a thick paste. Ensure you mix all the flour into the water. Pour the baby porridge flour paste into the boiling water and keep string until it thickens. Let it cook for about 12 minutes. You may opt to add milk and sugar to taste.  You may serve it hot or cold according to your preference. Notes This is a protein enriched porridge that is healthy for a baby. Even babies that are being weaned can have this porridge. If however you find that you do not have one of the ingredients, to not worry, use what you have and b

Satan is busily laying his plans for the last mighty conflict, when all will take sides. After the gospel has been proclaimed in the world for nearly two thousand years, Satan still presents to men and women the same scene that he presented to Christ. In a wonderful manner he causes the kingdoms of the world in their glory to pass before them. These he promises to all who will fall down and worship him. He claims to be the Prince of heaven, he presents before men entrancing views of the kingdom of God, and claims that these are views of his kingdom. Thus he works to bring men under his dominion. Listen to the voices, mark the powers, that prevail in the world. Is there any voice of prayer? Do you see any sign that God is recognized? There are priests, plenty of them; but they are trampling under their feet the law of Jehovah. Their garments are stained with the blood of souls. Multitudes are sacrificing to devils. Look, you who are hesitating between obedience and disobedience.